Jimmy Fallon: ‘Even Trump Supporters Are Turning Blue’

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Jimmy Fallon: ‘Even Trump Supporters Are Turning Blue’

“Last night the Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to win their first World Series title in 32 years. And I gotta say, besides seeing the Dodgers win, it was exciting to see people touching each other again.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Yeah, people in L.A. looked absolutely thrilled, and this time it wasn’t just ’cause of the Botox.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Congratulations to L.A. Your World Series drought is finally over, and your actual drought’s only getting worse, but hey, one victory at a time.” — TREVOR NOAH

“But for real, man, I think this is really great for Los Angeles because the city really needs a boost right now. The pandemic has hit really hard, the wildfires have displaced hundreds of thousands of people, and not to mention, half the town just found out they weren’t special enough to be invited to Kim K.’s private island birthday party. That’s got to hurt.” — TREVOR NOAH

“The third baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers was pulled from their World-Series-winning game last night during the seventh inning after he tested positive for the coronavirus. And not a moment too soon, because third base is one of the easiest ways to catch the virus.” — SETH MEYERS

“Nice job, M.L.B. testing. You are officially the only thing slower than baseball.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

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